Thursday, December 15, 2011

Bully-or not?

            Have you ever had a childhood bully? One that steals your lunch money, one that calls you a name, or one that always beats you up? If you do, what would happen if you you meet them in a restaurant when you least expected it? What would you say? Even if you don't, think about your thoughts. Think about what you would say.

            If I were to meet a childhood bully, then I would have a little "chat" with them. I would ask them about their past history and ask them if they still remembered the time they bullied me. If they say yes, then I would ask them if their feelings are changed about what the have done. I may be satisfied and forgive them. If they say no, I simply end the conversation.

            

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Life

            Life is a playground. Ups and downs, turns and spins. There are important decisions to make and safety to maintain. Many of my life's aspects are playground equipment. They need deciding and need  responsibility.

            Important decisions are slides. They can be good and rise like ladders, they can be bad and you may slide down in chagrin. Illnesses are merry-go-rounds, except they aren't so merry, they're more like squeamish-go-rounds. You feel queasy and tired and even delirious sometimes. Being sad is like a pole, sliding farther and farther down. You feel lonely, and nothing can cheer you up.

            Life can be challenging, like when you were 2 and only could go on certain equipment. You need experience and you need to learn the tricks and ways of life.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Books are Amazing

            Every Soul A Star is an amazing book. I learned advice from it that taught me an important life lesson. Friendship, the importance of friendship. It's something that will take you through life, something that helps you. It helped me under stand that friendship is the key to happiness, the key to life success.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

My Dog Gossips!

It's 9:00 at night on a Friday Night.

Scruffy: Hey Bill, you aware that your daughter Kaitlynn snuck out last night and went to the bar with Robby, Right? (Robby is Kaitlynn's boyfriend although Bill doesn't approve of him).

Bill: Scruffy don't go about telling lies about Kaitlynn, you know she's a great girl. Are you jealous of her?

Scruffy: Why don't you believe me? Tomorrow ask Kaitlynn yourself. She always blushes fiercely when she's lying.

Bill goes to Kaitlynn in the morning at 7:30

Bill: Kaitlynn, were you out last night? I heard the door shut.

Kaitlynn: No, I was home doing homework. (Kaitlynn flushes tomato red).

Bill: Are you positive?

Kaitlynn: Yep! ... Fine all right, I did leave but I only went for a walk. 

Bill: Did you go to the bar with Robby?

Kaitlynn: How did you know? 

 Bill: I should thank Scruffy.

Kaitlynn: What? How?

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Ka-boom! It's Gone

            I have a memory that haunts me, haunts me, haunts me. It all started when we watched Welcome to Dead House in reading class. It scared the daylights out of me (I'm easily scared). Now at night I am totally creeped out and have trouble falling asleep.

            If only I could do something to wipe that memory away forever, I would, I definitely would do it. It could be a potion, a spell or a medication. But still, I would take it. Something that could Ka-boom! wipe it away, away forever. Wipe this haunting memory away from my mind...Forever.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Deeeelicious (not exactly)

            There are some people I know that are Vegeples (as in vegetable and people). When I think of them, I think of a certain fruit or vegetable. I can make interesting comparisons, here are a few:

             When I think of my brother I think of a peach. Peaches are fat, squishy and messy. My brother is a chubby cheeked happy little boy. He can be messy (especially when eating spaghetti) and he himself enjoys peaches.

              Mr. Patton reminds me of a watermelon. He is tough on the outside but however, he is softhearted and kind on the inside. Watermelons have a hard green rind, but have a soft inside.

              All my best friends and I remind me of grapes. Always together and ready to help. Grapes are bunched together on their vine. Always together, always there.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Made in America

            There are many things made around the world, but should be made in America. It reflects America's laziness and lack of spirit. One of the most unusual things made outside of America is the American Flag.

            Why is the American flag made in China? This is totally CRAZY! It makes no sense. America should at least have ownership of its own flag! We seriously have to ship flags ALL the way from China? Isn't that a waste of money and time? I understand that China has cheap labor but, America could possibly employ more people to make flags. Right?

          
  

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Dreams

   I have a fear of airplanes, especially if they need to take me overseas. I am always afraid the airplane will drop into the sea or crash into a building. But I do enjoy airports, with their conveyer belts and escalators.

   One day I was waiting in an extremely long line at the airport in Philadelphia. My destination is Italy.  Finally, my flight was here and I boarded the plane.  After takeoff we headed toward the Atlantic Ocean. After midway the pilot announced that the airplane was out of gasoline, we were going to crash. I freaked out, gathering all my belongings and putting on my life vest.  I lined up by the opened airplane door. But peculiarly instead of nosediving the airplane gradually started rising.  I was the closest to the door and was swept out by the wind. I didn't have a parachute, and gravity pulled at the velocity of 199 miles an hour. I plummeted down, down, down, down...

   However I woke up before I plunged into the sea. I wonder what would have happened if I didn't wake up. Would I be eaten by a shark? Would I drown? Would I be lashed at by a Manta Ray? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?