Scruffy: Hey Bill, you aware that your daughter Kaitlynn snuck out last night and went to the bar with Robby, Right? (Robby is Kaitlynn's boyfriend although Bill doesn't approve of him).
Bill: Scruffy don't go about telling lies about Kaitlynn, you know she's a great girl. Are you jealous of her?
Scruffy: Why don't you believe me? Tomorrow ask Kaitlynn yourself. She always blushes fiercely when she's lying.
Bill goes to Kaitlynn in the morning at 7:30
Bill: Kaitlynn, were you out last night? I heard the door shut.
Kaitlynn: No, I was home doing homework. (Kaitlynn flushes tomato red).
Bill: Are you positive?
Kaitlynn: Yep! ... Fine all right, I did leave but I only went for a walk.
Bill: Did you go to the bar with Robby?
Kaitlynn: How did you know?
Bill: I should thank Scruffy.
Kaitlynn: What? How?
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