One night I was laying down, basically doing nothing. I couldn't sleep, just breathing and thinking. Suddenly, I heard whoosh, the sound a parachute would make. Then I heard "Hello there." Ever so slowly, I turned my head afraid by what could be standing there. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" I screamed. I was terrified, there on the open windowsill was a creature, some sort of space creature standing there with its hand held out. "Nice to meet you." It said in a robotic voice, "I am Mareesh the Green Plution."
Shakily, I shook its hand. "Nnicce tttoo mmeett yyou Maareeesssh." I stuttered. "Wwellccome tto Earrthh." "Thank you." said Mareesh. "Please take me exploring." I decided to take him on a nature walk in the woods. So instead of sleeping, I ended up trampling in the woods at 11:00 with a Green Plution. Mareesh seemed to like nature. He reached his skinny green arm out all the time to pet some moss or a tree. Apparently he couldn't tell the difference between animals and plants.
At about 1:00 we headed home after walking for 2 hours. the moon was full and a light breeze was blowing on this warm fall night. Leaves crunched as we lumbered by. Suddenly Mareesh started to get impatient. "When will we get back?" He kept asking, "My colony is waiting." At about 1:30 I had to admit we were lost. Mareesh started to loose his marbles. "What! How could you?" He screamed, "I trusted you, but now you must suffer!" with the flick of his ebony black cape, I appeared in a flying saucer.
Mareesh showed me a selction of bones and skulls. "These are people like you that have also taken me on nature walks." He said wickedly. "They all have lost me in woods. Some in Turkey, Brazil, Australia, and now in Pennsylvania were you live. They all have been harshly punished. Now it is your turn, would you like to be roasted, steamed, baked, or stewed?" "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" I screamed. This couldn't be happening.
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